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Speed 2: Cruise Control  * * * * *

Oh, man, what a whiz-bang movie this was! It starts out where a bunch of stuff happens, and then all of a sudden some nother stuff happens until you can’t stand it anymore! And then, when they figure out what’s really happening, then a whole bunch of other stuff happens, and you don’t know what could happen next! And then they fix it so some more stuff won’t happen anymore, but you thought they wouldn’t be able to, so it makes you feel real good that they did! This is the best movie I ever saw!

Contact  * * * * *

Oh, man, what a whiz-bang movie this was! It starts out where a bunch of stuff happens, and then all of a sudden some nother stuff happens until you can’t stand it anymore! And then, when they figure out what’s really happening, then a whole bunch of other stuff happens, and you don’t know what could happen next! And then they fix it so some more stuff won’t happen anymore, but you thought they wouldn’t be able to, so it makes you feel real good that they did! This is the best movie I ever saw!

The Matrix  * * * * *

Once I saw a play at my daughter's elementary school that kept me on the edge of my seat because it was a play within a play. That means that what you see is not what you get, and there are other factor-thingies at work that you don't realize until all is revealed in the end. Well, The Matrix is even better, because it's a play within a play within a play! Truly mind-bending stuff! I don't want to spoil the ending of the movie, but just as an example of what you can expect, I'll tell you the ending of my daughter's play: The Grandmother turned out to be the Wolf! No, Really! Multiply the impact of that revelation by three and a half, and you've got The Matrix! Great movie!

Snakes On A Plane  * * * * *

When I first heard the title of this movie, I thought, "Now what could that possibly be about?"  It turns out  --  and I don't want to spoil too much, here -- that it's about a bunch of SNAKES on an AIRPLANE!  WOW!  And, of course, everything Jackson is in is pure gold, so you know it's good.

A Touch of Romance

Two words:  Bleah!




Other movie reviews are coming soon, so stay tuned.


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